70+ Best Knock Knock Jokes Flirty

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Knock knock jokes are a fun way to start a conversation or make someone smile. When they are flirty, they can also help people feel closer and more connected. This article has over 70 knock knock jokes that are a bit flirty. They are good for making someone laugh and maybe even blush a little. These jokes are easy to remember and share, making them great for lightening the mood or showing someone you’re thinking of them.

70+ Knock Knock Jokes Flirty

  1. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Will.
    • Will who?
    • Will you be mine?
  2. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Luke.
    • Luke who?
    • Luke into my eyes and you’ll see how much I love you.
  3. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Justin.
    • Justin who?
    • Justin time to steal your heart.
  4. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Eiffel.
    • Eiffel who?
    • Eiffel for you at first sight.
  5. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Kiss.
    • Kiss who?
    • Kiss me, my darling.
  6. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Winnie.
    • Winnie who?
    • Winnie you hold me tight, I feel everything is alright.
  7. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Donut.
    • Donut who?
    • Donut you know I adore you?
  8. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Harry.
    • Harry who?
    • Harry up and kiss me!
  9. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Butter.
    • Butter who?
    • Butter be ready for some cuddles.
  10. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Egg.
    • Egg who?
    • Egg-cited to see me?
  11. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Mistletoe.
    • Mistletoe who?
    • Mistletoe isn’t the only thing I’m hanging up for you.
  12. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Wanda.
    • Wanda who?
    • Wanda be my girlfriend/boyfriend?
  13. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Omar.
    • Omar who?
    • Omar gosh, you’re so beautiful!
  14. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Ben.
    • Ben who?
    • Ben thinking about you all day.
  15. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Dewey.
    • Dewey who?
    • Dewey have to keep being apart, or can I come in?
  16. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Anita.
    • Anita who?
    • Anita kiss from you to make my day.
  17. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Mikey.
    • Mikey who?
    • Mikey doesn’t fit in the lock, but your key to my heart does.
  18. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Abby.
    • Abby who?
    • Abby birthday to you, sweetie. Wanna make it special?
  19. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Atlas.
    • Atlas who?
    • Atlas it’s the weekend, we can spend all day together!
  20. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Hugo.
    • Hugo who?
    • Hugo your way, I’ll go mine. Sad, isn’t it?
  21. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Aldo.
    • Aldo who?
    • Aldo anything for you, my love.
  22. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Disco.
    • Disco who?
    • Disco is the moment I realized I loved you.
  23. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Aida.
    • Aida who?
    • Aida lot of sweets, so I’d have enough energy to chase you.
  24. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Honey bee.
    • Honey bee who?
    • Honey bee a dear and give me a smooch?
  25. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Boo.
    • Boo who?
    • Don’t cry, it’s just me, wanting a date with you!
  26. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Dewey.
    • Dewey who?
    • Dewey belong together or what?
  27. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Leia.
    • Leia who?
    • Leia kiss on me, if you dare.
  28. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Justin.
    • Justin who?
    • Justin case you didn’t know, I really like you.
  29. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Kenya.
    • Kenya who?
    • Kenya feel the love tonight?
  30. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Iona.
    • Iona who?
    • Iona big apology for missing our date, can I make it up to you?
  31. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Yule.
    • Yule who?
    • Yule be sorry if you don’t let me in, I’ve got surprises!
  32. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Hal.
    • Hal who?
    • Hal you know unless you open this door?
  33. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Isabelle.
    • Isabelle who?
    • Isabelle necessary on a bike? No, but your number is necessary for me.
  34. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Ida.
    • Ida who?
    • Ida know you’re the one for me.
  35. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Howard.
    • Howard who?
    • Howard you like to go out with me tonight?
  36. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Cash.
    • Cash who?
    • No thanks, but I’d like a kiss instead.
  37. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Norma Lee.
    • Norma Lee who?
    • Norma Lee I’m not this forward, but with you, I can’t help it.
  38. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Quentin.
    • Quentin who?
    • Quentin time I see you, my heart skips a beat.
  39. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Otto.
    • Otto who?
    • Otto know what’s the key to your heart.
  40. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Ice cream.
    • Ice cream who?
    • Ice cream every time I see you, because I’m so excited!
  41. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Jewel.
    • Jewel who?
    • Jewel always be the gem of my heart.
  42. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Canoe.
    • Canoe who?
    • Canoe be my partner in crime because it feels right?
  43. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Al.
    • Al who?
    • Al give you a kiss if you open this door!
  44. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Honeydew.
    • Honeydew who?
    • Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
  45. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Juno.
    • Juno who?
    • Juno I love you right?
  46. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Jewel.
    • Jewel who?
    • Jewel always be the gem of my heart.
  47. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Canoe.
    • Canoe who?
    • Canoe be my partner in crime because it feels right?
  48. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Ava.
    • Ava who?
    • Ava got a feeling we’re going to be more than just friends.
  49. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Justin.
    • Justin who?
    • Just in case you were wondering, I can’t stop thinking about you.
  50. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Doughnut.
    • Doughnut who?
    • Doughnut forget how much I care about you!
  51. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Icy.
    • Icy who?
    • Icy a future for us together.
  52. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Lettuce.
    • Lettuce who?
    • Lettuce be more than friends?
  53. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Honey bee.
    • Honey bee who?
    • Honey bee a doll and give me your number?
  54. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Butter.
    • Butter who?
    • Butter believe I’m falling for you.
  55. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Wendy.
    • Wendy who?
    • Wendy you say you’ll go out with me?
  56. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Anita.
    • Anita who?
    • Anita your love to feel complete.
  57. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Olive.
    • Olive who?
    • Olive your smile, it brightens my day.
  58. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Atch.
    • Atch who?
    • Bless you, and btw, you’ve sneezed your way into my heart.
  59. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Alex.
    • Alex who?
    • Alex-plain later, but for now, will you go out with me?
  60. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Tara.
    • Tara who?
    • Tara part the walls around your heart for me?
  61. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Cashew.
    • Cashew who?
    • Cashew know how much I love you?
  62. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Ya.
    • Ya who?
    • Wow, I’m excited to see you too!
  63. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Ken.
    • Ken who?
    • Ken I come in for a sweet kiss?
  64. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Howard.
    • Howard who?
    • Howard you like to be my forever?
  65. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Sherwood.
    • Sherwood who?
    • Sherwood like to go on a date with me!
  66. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Theo.
    • Theo who?
    • Theo only one I want.
  67. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Alpaca.
    • Alpaca who?
    • Alpaca the picnic if you pick the date!
  68. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Ivana.
    • Ivana who?
    • Ivana hold your hand and never let go.
  69. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Usher.
    • Usher who?
    • Usher are the one I’ve been looking for.
  70. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Oman.
    • Oman who?
    • Oman, you are just too good to be true.
  71. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Ya.
    • Ya who?
    • No thanks, I prefer Google, but I prefer you over everything.
  72. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Quentin.
    • Quentin who?
    • Quentin time

Liana Rodriguez
Liana Rodriguez

Liana Park is the Director of Operations & Customer Success for TheHappyTrunk. She oversees logistics, customer support strategies, and operational efficiency to ensure that every customer interaction reflects the brand’s promise of happiness and reliability. With more than 12 years in operations and service leadership roles, Liana is adept at building scalable processes, training high‑performance teams, and implementing systems that improve customer satisfaction and retention. Her leadership ensures that TheHappyTrunk delivers on its commitments and maintains operational excellence.

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