Knock knock jokes are a fun way to start a conversation or make someone smile. When they are flirty, they can also help people feel closer and more connected. This article has over 70 knock knock jokes that are a bit flirty. They are good for making someone laugh and maybe even blush a little. These jokes are easy to remember and share, making them great for lightening the mood or showing someone you’re thinking of them.
70+ Knock Knock Jokes Flirty
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Will.
- Will who?
- Will you be mine?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Luke.
- Luke who?
- Luke into my eyes and you’ll see how much I love you.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Justin.
- Justin who?
- Justin time to steal your heart.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Eiffel.
- Eiffel who?
- Eiffel for you at first sight.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Kiss.
- Kiss who?
- Kiss me, my darling.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Winnie.
- Winnie who?
- Winnie you hold me tight, I feel everything is alright.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Donut.
- Donut who?
- Donut you know I adore you?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Harry.
- Harry who?
- Harry up and kiss me!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Butter.
- Butter who?
- Butter be ready for some cuddles.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Egg.
- Egg who?
- Egg-cited to see me?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Mistletoe.
- Mistletoe who?
- Mistletoe isn’t the only thing I’m hanging up for you.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Wanda.
- Wanda who?
- Wanda be my girlfriend/boyfriend?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Omar.
- Omar who?
- Omar gosh, you’re so beautiful!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Ben.
- Ben who?
- Ben thinking about you all day.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Dewey.
- Dewey who?
- Dewey have to keep being apart, or can I come in?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Anita.
- Anita who?
- Anita kiss from you to make my day.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Mikey.
- Mikey who?
- Mikey doesn’t fit in the lock, but your key to my heart does.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Abby.
- Abby who?
- Abby birthday to you, sweetie. Wanna make it special?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Atlas.
- Atlas who?
- Atlas it’s the weekend, we can spend all day together!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Hugo.
- Hugo who?
- Hugo your way, I’ll go mine. Sad, isn’t it?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Aldo.
- Aldo who?
- Aldo anything for you, my love.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Disco.
- Disco who?
- Disco is the moment I realized I loved you.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Aida.
- Aida who?
- Aida lot of sweets, so I’d have enough energy to chase you.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Honey bee.
- Honey bee who?
- Honey bee a dear and give me a smooch?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Boo.
- Boo who?
- Don’t cry, it’s just me, wanting a date with you!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Dewey.
- Dewey who?
- Dewey belong together or what?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Leia.
- Leia who?
- Leia kiss on me, if you dare.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Justin.
- Justin who?
- Justin case you didn’t know, I really like you.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Kenya.
- Kenya who?
- Kenya feel the love tonight?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Iona.
- Iona who?
- Iona big apology for missing our date, can I make it up to you?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Yule.
- Yule who?
- Yule be sorry if you don’t let me in, I’ve got surprises!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Hal.
- Hal who?
- Hal you know unless you open this door?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Isabelle.
- Isabelle who?
- Isabelle necessary on a bike? No, but your number is necessary for me.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Ida.
- Ida who?
- Ida know you’re the one for me.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Howard.
- Howard who?
- Howard you like to go out with me tonight?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Cash.
- Cash who?
- No thanks, but I’d like a kiss instead.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Norma Lee.
- Norma Lee who?
- Norma Lee I’m not this forward, but with you, I can’t help it.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Quentin.
- Quentin who?
- Quentin time I see you, my heart skips a beat.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Otto.
- Otto who?
- Otto know what’s the key to your heart.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Ice cream.
- Ice cream who?
- Ice cream every time I see you, because I’m so excited!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Jewel.
- Jewel who?
- Jewel always be the gem of my heart.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Canoe.
- Canoe who?
- Canoe be my partner in crime because it feels right?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Al.
- Al who?
- Al give you a kiss if you open this door!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Honeydew.
- Honeydew who?
- Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Juno.
- Juno who?
- Juno I love you right?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Jewel.
- Jewel who?
- Jewel always be the gem of my heart.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Canoe.
- Canoe who?
- Canoe be my partner in crime because it feels right?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Ava.
- Ava who?
- Ava got a feeling we’re going to be more than just friends.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Justin.
- Justin who?
- Just in case you were wondering, I can’t stop thinking about you.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Doughnut.
- Doughnut who?
- Doughnut forget how much I care about you!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Icy.
- Icy who?
- Icy a future for us together.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Lettuce.
- Lettuce who?
- Lettuce be more than friends?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Honey bee.
- Honey bee who?
- Honey bee a doll and give me your number?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Butter.
- Butter who?
- Butter believe I’m falling for you.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Wendy.
- Wendy who?
- Wendy you say you’ll go out with me?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Anita.
- Anita who?
- Anita your love to feel complete.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Olive.
- Olive who?
- Olive your smile, it brightens my day.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Atch.
- Atch who?
- Bless you, and btw, you’ve sneezed your way into my heart.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Alex.
- Alex who?
- Alex-plain later, but for now, will you go out with me?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Tara.
- Tara who?
- Tara part the walls around your heart for me?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Cashew.
- Cashew who?
- Cashew know how much I love you?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Ya.
- Ya who?
- Wow, I’m excited to see you too!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Ken.
- Ken who?
- Ken I come in for a sweet kiss?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Howard.
- Howard who?
- Howard you like to be my forever?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Sherwood.
- Sherwood who?
- Sherwood like to go on a date with me!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Theo.
- Theo who?
- Theo only one I want.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Alpaca.
- Alpaca who?
- Alpaca the picnic if you pick the date!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Ivana.
- Ivana who?
- Ivana hold your hand and never let go.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Usher.
- Usher who?
- Usher are the one I’ve been looking for.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Oman.
- Oman who?
- Oman, you are just too good to be true.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Ya.
- Ya who?
- No thanks, I prefer Google, but I prefer you over everything.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Quentin.
- Quentin who?
- Quentin time